44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
To be completely honest, I always forget about the part with Chris Pratt’s body until it happens and I saw it 4 times in theaters. And then I forget about it again.
"Please Doctor, it’s the only medicine we’ve got.”
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BALTO.. 978 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REBLOGGED THIS THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. EVERYTIME I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY REMEMBER IT THEY THINK I’M TALKING ABOUT BOLT AND IT KILLS ME INSIDE
She was hula-hooping in the living room and said something but I couldn’t understand her so I asked what she said b/c I, at first, heard “I got up to three” which would make sense b/c she’s not very good at hula-hooping (she’s v bad at hula-hooping actually)
but when she repeated herself I heard “I am a tree” and I just got really confused and I asked one more time to reiterate and she’s like “I said I like the breeze” b/c she was standing in front of the back door which was open (the screen door was closed tho so no bugs came in)
So I was like “Oh well I thought you said [insert previous heard things before]” and she snickered and then said “I am Groot.” at me and cracked up.
I don’t know if I regret taking my family to see Guardians of the Galaxy but it certain get’s quoted at me a lot…